Oh yah?! White patent boots? Fine. Obviously you don't want to be my friend. I don't really understand why, because I think that I'm pretty awesome...But YOU want to wear white patent boots and a matching vest with CONTRAST STITCHING.Sometimes, Lindsay, Rachel Zoe is not right. She may be premiere stylist to the stars and the woman who brought back the 'bohemian' look, but she still let you leave the house with matching patent pieces and a GREY HOODIE over it.
Please, just call me. We will make you lovely and classy and we won't let Rachel Zoe ruin you anymore. She's doing all this so that she can get some Botox in her wrinkled-ass forehead.
I love you. Call me.
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