I have sort of a girl crush on Jennifer Aniston. I wish she was my sister, or my cousin, or something. Someone I could call and copy and it wouldn't seem obsessive and weird. Unfortunately, loving her as much as I do is pretty weird.
Anyhoo. I have some pics here of her and I'm a little weirded out by them.
Above, you see her leaving a hotel in Santa Monica in the most unflattering dress I have ever seen on her. Has Vince been fattening her up? Has she lost her body? If not, there is no fucking excuse for that shit. It's fucking gross. The mid section is terrible.
The second pic just makes me laugh because that guy is obviously yelling at someone and that makes me laugh because he looks like a pussy.
Now, below is some promotional pic of her in the Ritz Carlton. The rest of them are equally stupid, but this one stood out from the pack. It's really dumb.
What is she doing? Just move to Chicago with Vincey and make hot babies. They're going to be killer for her to squeeze out though...He's a giant and she has that tiny little body...Or maybe not anymore judging by that ugly-ass dress above.
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