Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Hi, my face is scary!

BOO!


Scared you, didn't it? Nope, it's not Halloween, it's just a regular day.

This woman needs to stop having plastic surgery. It's enough now. She looks like a wax figure of herself. Her forehead is so tight, I bet you could bounce a quarter off of it. Also, what's with her senior citizen hair?

Remember when you were little and you used to use tape to make a pig nose? I was quite good at it. I mastered a multi-strand method that really kept it in tact for a long time. It looks like she did that!

...We didn't have cable, I did what I could.

Oh, and her boyfriend is gay. As I have tried to explain before, no straight man flat irons their hair that much.

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