Britney, Britney, Britney, didn't you learn your lesson on wedge shoes? Do you really think it's wise to be sporting, what look to be, 5" platform heels after you fell off a pair and almost dropped your baby last week? Yes, some are blaming on your over-long jeans, but I know platforms, and you can easily fall off... Although I feel the shoes are way too high, I am loving them...sans bow.
I am equally horrified by your dress and lipstick. And how short that ugly frock is, you have MILLIONS of dollars...why can't you look good? I have, at times, less than $10 in the bank, and I look better than you.
Also, is that a fucking coffee you're drinking? You're fucking pregnant, you tard.
And is that your new nanny you are walking down the street with? Who's taking care of the baby? Kevin? Are you insane?
You need me Brit. Call me. I will take care of you and make EVERYTHING better.
It's really not good y'all
I am, however, happy to hear the following:
OK! Magazine: Pop princess Britney Spears is reportedly having an affair with her pop producer Jonathan 'JR' Rotem. Rotem, who recently scored a number one hit with a song he produced for Rihanna, S.O.S, has been "hard at work" with Britney over the past few weeks. Now it appears that they have definately been hard at work in the studio, but not in the way originally thought! Britney is even considering getting a paternity test once her baby is born later this year because she may be unsure of the father. A friend close to Spears said last night, "Britney is terrified. She doesn't want Kevin or her mom to find out. She's been really unhappy with Kevin recently." This comes as another blow to Spears, 24, who last week almost dropped her tot on the street. Britney married backup dancer Kevin Federline in September 2004. They already have a son, 9 month old Sean Preston, together
God, I hope it's true. Ever since she's been with Kevin she looks like super-trash.
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