So this happened....Shall we?
I don't know why Marchesa was her choice...it's weird for the event. The length is weird, the shoulder makes her arms look chubby and her hair is really something else. Something not good.
God bless her, she is never boring. I want to like this, but I don't. I like the hair and the shoes, but the middle is hurting my eyes a bit. And it's pretty short. Like, a lot. But she looks SO good with nice, pale skin.
Fergie:
One of the only times I have ever liked what she is wearing. Halston (drool) Heritage (drool). It's beautiful. The shoes are great too. She looks really good. Much less harsh than she normally looks and I love it.
Cut her hair though. Cut it, cut it, cut it.
Gigi Hadid:
I don't know who this is, but I am really into this suit. It's really a shame about the bra. It's ruining the whole look. Like, everything else is so linear and clean and then there is a lace bra. Ugh. A solid bra with some strappy business happening on it would have been so much better. Like this. Or this.
I can't with her. She's so horrific.
This dress is a mess. Especially with her blonde hair and those shoes.
Ugh. This is awful. She has surprisingly wide hips and these stripes are not doing those any favours. And then there are her toes. They are really icky. Especially in those shoes. What's going on with the shoes? They're so weird and springy.
Just gorgeous. This is like the slutty, strappy version of the Dirty Dancing finale dress. And she looks amazing in it. She is 45 and she looks better than most women in their 20's. I wish I could pull off that look with my hair..but alas, I am not JLo.
I am a big fan of the shoe-swallowing pant, and quite honestly, I love this. The inseam on her pants is a bit too long, but the rest of it fits so well. And she looks comfortable and happy. And the hair is a great match.
She's missing jewelry though. I'd love to see a linear earring and a dainty cleavage chain.
Another Halston Heritage dress. Another winner. It's so amazing. But I'm biased. My consciousness was 18 during the late 70's and spent a lot of time at Studio 54.
Gahhhhh. I love this so much.
Fits her fabulously well, but I loathe the color. Loathe it. Especially the clashy pink part in the middle.
And here is how you don't do the JLo slick back. She can't pull it off. She doesn't have the stature.
She did something to her face, OR this is a weird snapshot in time. Something looks tighter around her eyes.
The dress is quite great. I love it. But that necklace is really not ok. I am against it.
This is a swimsuit cover-up, right? It's very meh if it really is a gown.
I don't like it.
Atelier Versace, I think. Also meh. I love that neckline, but the asymmetry of the skirt kind of ruins it for me. It could have been clean and kind of epic, but now it's just tacky.
The slit is too high. And she looks awkward holding her hand over it like that. And then there is her neckline. It's taped to her boobs and it looks like it is, it's not draping well.
Also, I hate those shoes.
I hate it all.
NO. This is awful.
What is happening at the hips? Did it merge into a glamorously wrapped Christmas gift?
Is that made of hair? I feel like it looks like hair or something. Ugh, it's creeping me out. Also, I don't like the way it fits at those weird pizza-shaped cuts on her sides.
She looks like an amazing 80's diva. I love it. The make-up is a little harsh for me, and the dress doesn't actually fit that well, but it's kind of great. Shut up! IT IS!
While overenthusiastic, it is amazing. The color is great on her, her make-up and hair are fantastic. It's super dramatic. I like this girl. She has balls.
Boob region - what is going on here? Are these her new implants? Because if so, I think she should get a refund.
This dress is too mature for her. Why does she keep ageing herself?
I am not into all this asymmetry. I don't like how her hair mimics the dress. It's too much. Those shoes are great though.
Oh wow. This is a lot. This is, like, 90's R&B greatness. I am in love with this. It's terrible and amazing all at the same time.
Like, who wears a Flintstones bikini top with a satin suit?
Oh - and Jessie J - this is how you hem a pant.
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