(Seriously, were there any REAL celebrities at this party?)
Eva LongoriaIs she kidding? It looks like her hair is going to eat her like Seymour the man-eating plant. I'm sure her hot rollers have something against her. I think it went something like this:
"Hey! Yo! #8! You wanna fuck up this bitch's hair?"
"Fo sho! Let's make her look like the ghetto disco tramp we know she is!"
(Being her rollers, they are also from the ghetto, as you may be able to tell from their lingo)
Seriously, I want to cut her head open and throw darts at the two halves. Yikes. I have issues.
Joe Pantoliano
Does this guy EVER not wear a fucking newsboy cap? Who does he think he is? Samuel L Jackson? It's OK IF YOU'RE GOING BALD. No one actually thinks you're attractive. At all. So it won't affect your chances at all. He also has this really annoying habit of wearing an oversize suede jacket over baggy pants. Gah. So gross. Oh my god. That is a fucking 'J' on his chain. What a loser. He is like the Italian version of Billy Bob Thornton
Ellen Pompeo and large-eyebrowed man
I think she's beautiful. I really do. I have thought she was pretty since I first saw her in Old School, but her body is out of control. I know that her palor is probably from make-up, but it really looks like its because she's malnourished. She looks really fucking thin. She needs to fucking eat a sandwich. From Quizno's...with that nasty cheese sauce. Seriously, someone please feed this bitch, b/c she's disappearing.
I don't even want to discuss that guy.
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