Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Shiloh to be a Namibian

Damn Zahara is cute.

Brangelina had their baby. It will probably be the most beautiful being of all time. But we'll see... I have known plenty of ugly people spawned from REALLY attractive parents. There is a formula to it. Ask Lainey, she knows.

Namibia, the nation who has been protecting Brad & Angie from the press, lions, AIDS, etc, has now offered Shiloh citizenship in Namibia. Maddox is going to be pissed! Why can't he have that?
Shiloh the Namibian baby. I like it. It sounds like a Disney movie.

It never ends! Also 50% of Namibians polled recently think that Shiloh's birthday should be considered a national holiday (normally reserved for the births and deaths of royalty). That's fucking brilliant! They went there to escape their celebrity and now even the Namibians are celeb crazy. Do they get In Touch there too?
[Sources: IBN & SMH]

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