Conan Drinking Game

Last night my husband and I were bored. We decided we should get drunk together, because good couples do things together. Rather than risking our sanities and lives outside our home (drinking and driving is not cool, dudes), we looked up a Conan Drinking Game on the internet.

Unfortunately, it was posted in 2002, so it was a little out of date. Here is what we're proposing:

CONAN drinking game

You will need:

• This list (keep in mind the 'anytime' section at the bottom)
• Copious amounts of beer
• Several Conan episodes PVR'd or downloaded (legally, of course)

Rules:

Monologue:

Drink if:

• Conan spins in a circle
• Conan does the hip/string dance
• Conan scolds Andy for not having the correct response
• Conan makes reference to length/authenticity, etc of cheering
• A joke is made about the current US President

Skit:

Drink if:

• Skit involves the audience in any way
• Skit pokes fun at someone
• Skit is in any way disturbing

Guests:

Drink if:

• Conan makes a growl at a female guest
• Conan makes fun of his sex life (2 drinks if he jokes about his own sexual dysfunction)
• A movie clip is shown
• A guest ignores Andy through the entire interview
• Something the guest says causes Conan to leave his desk and walk/chair roll toward the backdrop
• Conan leaves his desk to interact with the guest (dancing, martial arts, exercise, anything)

Anytime:

Drink if:

• You laugh for 5 seconds or more at anything
• Conan touches his Eisenhower mug
• They show an "authentic" Entertainment Tonight clip
• Conan repeat's Mark Steines' "LOOKS GOOD"
• Conan imitates his producer
• Conan does an impression (of a celebrity or anyone)
• Conan makes fun of/makes reference to his hair
• Conan does victory wrists (you'll know it when you see it)
• Conan makes fun of America/Americans
• Conan refers to the Flaming 'C', his Warner Brothers superhero
• Conan refers to his mother
• Conan refers to La Bamba
• Deon Cole comes out for a skit or segment

Enjoy.