Sometimes Hugh Jackman is weird. My attraction to him is like a lightswitch. Sometimes it's on and sometimes it's really, really off.

Today it's on. Here he is doing some last minute Christmas shopping in NYC. Nice.

Very nice.

I love the glasses. Makes me want him to grade my paper. Wow, that was a reach.

Oh Pam Anderson...

Can someone please buy this woman some slacks?

Not only is it totally weird to be wandering about town with shorts shorter than your shirt, but this was taken in Vegas, where it just snowed 4". Doesn't that also mean it's cold? I know girls are whores there, but damn! Come on.

Oy.

Let EVERYONE do their own thing!

I'm not normally up on my soapbox bla bla bla-ing about what I believe in, etc. But in the case of Prop 8, I have strong feelings. You can love me or hate me for it, but I am inspired to share today.

I don't think we should be able to dictate who cannot get married just based on sexual orientation. Why do people care if a man loves a man or a man loves a woman? Shouldn't we just be happy that people love each other? I don't know what business it is of the government to say yes or no to couples who want to get married, gay, bisexual or hetero.

Open your minds people. Purple, black, gay, bisexual, orange, polka-dotted, hetero or whatever - a human being is a human being and no one is better than any other, nor should anyone's rights be different...didn't we learn that with slavery?

I fell upon this mini-musical on FunnyorDie.com and I really enjoyed it, I hope you do to. Let's cross our fingers for everyone to have the same rights in 2009, and stop the bullshit.

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

Christina Aguilera really bothers me

It really annoys me that I used to want to have her red/blonde hair. I mean, first of all, I was cheesy, and that irritates me, but I'm just so embarrassed to have every wanted to look like her. I find her to be such a moron.

For instance, here are some pics of her at her birthday party last night. For some reason, she and her husband dressed like the guys from Clockwork Orange. WTF?

That movie is f%$*ed! It is so creepy and she is so weird! Gahh. Mind you, her make-up doesn't look that different from her normal clown mask.

Still. I don't think she should be wearing white pants...they're very unflattering.

David Schwimmer looks f%$&ed!

This picture is from Halloween, so a bit old, but I just like how f'd up David Schwimmer looks in it. Like he just removed his face from a mound of blow. Lovely.

Jizz In My Pants

Nicole Kidman - Omega Watch Ads

So I'm thumbing through my Bazaar at work (yes, that's part of my job, isn't it great?) and I pass by an ad for Omega Watches featuring Nicole Kidman. Here is the same image I found on their website:

Is this bitch seriously still claiming that she hasn't had plastic surgery? She looks like Julie Benz (from Dexter) there! She looks very, incredibly different from how she looked in the 80's.

Who is she trying to fool? So ridiculous! Just admit it, it's perfectly acceptable and people would have more respect for her for doing it, I'm sure.

Hey Zeus...

Lindsay Lohan - really thin in leggings and boots I want, but can't afford.

Recently, videos surfaced of our friend Lindsay Lohan, the Skank Extraordinaire, drinking!

I'm not into the ladies, but her boobs look fantastic in that video. Damn. I wish those were my boobs!



She got out of rehab for the 47th time earlier this year. I'm pretty sure vodka is not allowed after rehab. Unless she did what I used to do to my parents' liquor, and it's basically just bitter water now...ha ha. Good times. If only I knew my dad didn't care baout his 20 year old peach schnappes.

Anyhoo, above is a pic of her this weekend wearing leggings (shock!) and boots I wish I owned. Her legs are really skinny. I'm not sure they were ever not-skinny, but damn. Maybe she's not only hitting the old Polish Water (vodka), maybe she's powdering her nose too...

I just realized I don't really care. Do you?

The Cage Family - Icky

I would love it if someone could explain 'Emo' to me. Seriously. Email me. I don't get it. Obviously, I could Wiki it, but I'd prefer if someone put it in terms I could understand. Think about it.

Sorry for the sidetrack. Wooo! Lots of problems concentrating.

Ok, the reason for this post was to take a look at Nicolas Cage's son and his prom date, next to Nicolas Cage and his tiny wife. I'm not dissing anyone's family, because mine is pretty piece-meal, but damn, that man is unattractive.

His son could use a haircut. I'll leave it at that.

Recently I was in Vegas and there was a wax statue of Nicolas Cage. It made me want to throw up and then punch it. It does not help at all that I was severely hung over (WTF is with that evil city?), but I would have wanted to punch it anyway.

Is his shoe untied? That's so dangerous!

His 5-head has evolved into a 7-head. No good. Gross.

EHarmony.com #1 viewed singleton: Amy Winehouse

Obviously I'm kidding, she's not on EHarmony. She's on KissCafe.com. It's cooler.

No, ok, for real: She's apparently visited lawyers in an effort to free herself from her husband Blake. He's also come out this week saying that he wants to break up to get her away from him, because he's a horrible influence on her.

Either way, this hotness can be all yours ladies and gents! Wooo!

This post isn't about Angelina Jolie

Is she pregnant or isn't she?!?!? Guess, what, I don't care. I'd be much more interested if John Stamos was pregnant. That's news, no?

Anyhoo, I just wanted to post this photo because I love the woman's facial expression behind Angelina. Also, Maddox is pretty hilarious, but that lady takes the cake. Mmm, cake. Excuse me...

Also, those are ugly nude ballet slipper-shoe things.

How I Met Your Mother - The Naked Man

Last Monday's episode of 'How I Met Your Mother' was too funny. It was called 'The Naked Man' and it was based on the fact that getting inappropriately naked while left alone in a room on a particularily bad date will get you sex 2 out of 3 times.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find any pictures of the poses Barney and Ted were trying out (The Coppertone baby, the Superman, the Mr Clean, etc), but here's a picture of Ted walking in on one of the other weird things in his apartment.

Too funny, watch the show.

Katie Holmes does the maxi dress wrong

I love maxi dresses. I LOVE them.

This is a way I do not love them.

Also, I was just in New York for work and it was COLD. Why isn't this child wearing a jacket? Look at the people behind her, they're totally bundled up!

Nicole Richie works it

I like Nicole Richie's style, even if it is mostly from Rachel Zoe's evil mind. She wears things that I would love to wear but don't feel that I could pull off.

For instance, this hat.

It looks super cute on her, but here in Quebec, you would look waaaay too much like the cartoons of French Canadians in the 70's to wear it.

It also helps that her hair looks wonderful and she has a cute baby in her hands. Ok, the baby doesn't help, I was trying to be nice. That baby looks seriously like her husband. Creepy.

Britney rocked out the weekend

Britney has been working her butt off...in the gym, in the studio (singing and dancing), and in Europe performing before the release of 'Circus' tomorrow.

Physically, she looks good. Dance-wise, she looks nervous, Lip-sync wise, she is really no good, but she never was, so what are you going to do.

To the right is a pic of her at some German awards show, the video below is from 'X-Factor', Simon Cowell's show in the UK. She looks like Madonna Jr, but she looks good.

Jessica Alba bangs...

Um, for the record, I hate them.

I may hate bangs because of the horrible memories of having seriously heavy bangs in the early 90's, but at least I have a valid, traumatic reason.

I will just say that Jessica Alba's bangs look exactly like my heavy 1992 bangs. They're no good. NO GOOD.

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Beyonce is a moron

So, have you heard that Beyonce prefers to be called 'Sasha Fierce' when she's in 'character' for stage performances?

So ridiculous. Could she be more self absorbed?

Also - Sasha FIERCE? It makes me want to slap her so much. SO much.

Then I saw her with this weird gauntlett-style metallic metal glove/bionic hand thing.

It took a while to scrape my brains off the floor, but I piled it all back in my exploded head and was able to squeeze out this post.

I hate Beyonce. I HATE HER. She's going ON THE BANE LIST.

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Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...

What is with that weird black/beige Mrs Clause coat?

Also, please, for the love of all things holy, get rid of the Ray Bans.

I want to love her so much, but she insists on being blonde, wearing leggings and Ray Bans (the better to hide your coked-out, dilated pupils with my dear) and being generally weird.

Oy.

Hayden Pannetiere tries too hard, as usual

Lord in heaven, someone help this poor girl.

She was going to the Madonna concert dressed like this. I should probably not get into what I feel she looks like (ok, a 1970's coked out call girl)...she looks ridiculous.

She's dating an older guy, so she seems to constantly be trying to look older (wow, check, you look about 30 years older). She overdresses constantly (tard - throw on some jeans), and cannot dress her own body. She is pretty short and quite muscular - don't wear so many GD skinny pants! COME ON. They're not flattering!

Asymmetrical Nipples are the new black...apparently

Did anyone else see this and immediately get a huge shiver down their spine?

Look at her nipples! Why does she insist on not wearing a bra all the time?

She was showing her new swimsuit line "Mantra" in Athens, Greece. I wonder if people make fun of her less there...

I doubt it...how can you? Look at her 'f-'d in the backseat' Barbie hair and weirdo nips. Yikes. What a disaster. Poor girl. Stop galavanting about the planet and get your GD plastic surgery fixed!

Madonna...really gets my goat

I don't care about the divorce, but why did I have to watch a video of Britney?

No fair.

Stupid Montreal being so far from LA...

SNL skit from last night...mmm, bodysuits.

So last night on SNL (yes, I'm aware this is my regular Sunday thing) Paul Rudd was the host. Last night was one of the biggest UFC fights of the year, so I didn't see it, but I thought you might enjoy seeing this pretty funny skit (Beyoncé really needs to learn how to act though).

Bee skit @ (Nov 15 2008)
Uploaded by thebeyoncenetwork

If you can see that, click here for the link

Fashion Disasters of the day: Gwyneth & Katy

I don't care for this 'Katy Perry' person. She's weird. And she likes being weird and is most likely faking being weird. I loathe when people do that. What's their problem?

Anyhoo, here are 2 fashion disasters from this week.


This dress is just a disaster...with the hair and the booties, it's almost the worst, but when you add the hair too? Oh my.

However, the worst thing to me, is her CHEST! It looks ghastly. I do get that she's muscular and healthy, but she looks gross. That is not a good neckline for her body and she should never wear that again.

The dress should be burned. Along with the gym sock booties. Ew.


As I mentioned above, I hate this girl. This weird eye dress makes me hate her more. The color is actually stunning, but the top?! Oh my god. EYES? Stop trying so hard to be alternative, douche. Also, Gwen Stefani's hair from 2002 called and it wants you to stop copying it. Blech.

Lindsay Lohan round-up: Our Skank Extraordinaire

It seems no matter how much time passes, I still am mildly obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. I don't know what it is, seriously, but I love her a little.

Here are some pics of her over the past weeks..

At some event last week...look at those cheekbones! She's going blonde again, unfortunately, I wish she would just stay dark...my oh my are those pupils pinned or is it just me?


Walking in LA the other day. I am ALL about this outfit. Wish I could pull it off. Love it. Seriously. Want to go buy all parts of it. Am I insane today? Please help me!

Jessica Biel is still hot...

No one likes this woman, except me and Justin Timberlake. I consider that to be iffy company. Ha ha, just kidding, he can rock out a tune or two. Wow. I'm lame.

Seriously, the blogging world detests this woman, blames her for making JT lame (um, when wasn't he?) and other things.

I think she's hot. She has a wicked body, great lips and lovely hair.

Am I insane? Tell me what YOU think!

Do YOU like Jessica Biel?

• I don't care.
• All I know is I want her ass.
• No, she is as boring as - ... - Sorry! Nodded off.
• Yes, she rocks and is gorge all over the place!
• Ehh, she's alright...

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Who IS this Abigail Clancy?

I don't know who this woman is, but I find her to be very captivating. Also, she is English, which I love because of the accent. Although, if it's a really thick accent, I can't understand a thing. Well, for 4 minutes, after that I'm good, but I need a warm-up period.

Anyhoo, this is Abigail Clancy, I find her hot. She was on 'Britain's Next Top Model' and dated a famous footballer in England.

Whatevs. Pretty.

Nicole Kidman

Um, excuse me madame, but what's with your face?

She looks like the JOKER! Holy canoli!

NO MORE BOTOX NICKI! NO MORE!

Shia LeBoeuf is cute

He's cute.

That's all.

I like him, he reminds me of my husband in the t-shirt and jeans kind of way.

Hohan needs to eat a sandwich

Seriously, this girl needs to munch on a sandwich. Quizno it up m'lady.

Here she is with Samantha Ronson in NYC yesterday, pretending to be normal. She took the subway. COME ON.

Also, can we discuss the super raggedy extensions? They're gross.

Marc Jacobs baffles me

Oddly, it's not because of the kilt. I don't mind the kilt. He definitely pulls it off. Ok, it's weird. I totally lied in an effort to seem like I am so open minded. But really. A kilt? you can't just wear manpris? Dang. I didn't lie about him pulling it off though...but that doesn't make it less weird.

Anyhoo, here's Marc with his new civil husband. They had a ceremony in Brazil (or somewhere else far) that married them. They're so cute.

But really. A kilt?

Holy Canoli! Michael Phelps looks good.

This guy should have had hair ALL the time. I realize it's not water/aero-dynamic and he probably shaved it just so he could win a bajillion Olympic medals, but hair does an MP good.

Also, a little bit that his face is turned away. I know, I know. I'm a bitch. But let's be honest.

And is it just me or does he look a little like Sylar from 'Heroes' here?

Um, what? Carrot Top has a girlfriend?

What woman wants to date this man?

She's got some serious commitment to gold digging because that guy is a giant sac of hideous.

Gahh.

Also, pink, yellow and green tie-dye? Really?

The British Princes shun Parasite

The princes were in LA last week and went out to a club. I am too lazy to look up which one, so there. Anyhoo, they were at the same place as Parasite and Xtina and both went over to visit them. Apparently, they let Xtina spend some time, but when the Parasite tried to get with them they both brushed her off. Fantastic.

BUT - can we discuss Will's hair? I'm not saying he's not still cute, but he should maybe look into some of that hair color spray for men...yeesh.


And Harry is hot. Hot. Look how he wears that outfit. Dang.

Sasha Baron Cohen - filming the Bruno movie

I can't wait to see the Bruno movie. Sasha Baron Cohen is a genius and I love how he makes everyone look retarded. It's great.

Check this out:



Speaking of making people look retarded, here he is sneaking onto a runway during Milan's fashion week:

Mathilda Ledger is super cute

I am sure that I've said it many times before, but 'Dark Knight' was a fantastic movie. And a fantastic version of Reese's Peanut Butter cups. Mmm, they were so thick. What was I talking about? My love handles? No, but that's pretty much the same subject. Damn post-wedding laziness.

Oh, right. Anyhoo, Heath Ledger passed away and that is ultra sad. Here is a picture of his daughter on the street with Michelle Williams (who will forever be her character from 'Dawson's Creek' to me) looking unbelievably adorable.

I'm really happy that Heath Ledger's family decided not to be pigs and just to give all Heath's trust over to her. How can you not? She's so adorable.

Also, I love MW's boots. Mmm. Those are nice. I want them in black, chocolate brown and that lovely cognac-y color brown.

Angie's out and about

Angelina Jolie revealed herself to start promoting her latest film, 'Changeling' in New York last week. I have to say, she looked totally, unbelievably gorgeous. Like, unfair gorgeous.

Look at her tata's! They look like they did in Tombraider! Twins. Dang.

Anyway, here's another picture of her, and I know it could be that split second from the picture, but doesn't she look different?

What do you think? I feel like her lips are plumper or something...

One more reason Andy Samberg rocks my world...

I love Andy Samberg. He's kinda ugly and reallly funny. Fantastic.

I loved Mark Wahlberg (as you know only at the time of the CK ads, current Mark Wahlberg is kind of douchey). Recently, Andy Samberg did an impression of MW on SNL and it was really funny. Please see here 'Barky Bark and the Donkey Bunch':



That impression is DEAD ON. And hilarious. I mean, it's one of the better impressions I've ever seen on that show, plus, the skit is short enough to be classically hilarious.

Earlier this week Mark was on Jimmy Kimmel promoting 'Max Payne' (which I have heard is not worth the price of admission) and this is how the baby acted:



And the Mark went to SNL:



It just makes me love Andy Samberg SO much more and dislike MW for being such a baby about it. I mean, I hope he was faking, but he seemed to be really offended on Jimmy Kimmel. I love Andy Samberg. Fantastic.

Baby Wee Wee (Pi Pi)

Can we please discuss this ultra-frightening doll? It is really appropriate that his penis is just there like that?

Whassup there?

What's going on on the back of Heidi Montag's leg there?

Looks like a normal person's leg! OH THE HORRORS.

Kidding, of course. I think I might actually like her now.

Megan Fox: Then & Now

Someone posted this picture of Megan Fox from years ago and I was looking at it and thinking, ok, that's definitely her...but there's something different. Clearly, she lost weight, because she's got a little bit of baby fat-face going on there... But her nose...there's something about her nose...


Can you please look at her nose and tell me that's the same facial appendage? I dunno. I'm sorry I couldn't find a better picture, but you get the point.

Kate Beckinsale's shoes

So a few years back, on my last foray into dressing up for Halloween, I dressed up as Smurfette. It was a truly wonderful costume with months of planning and lots of effort. I bought a full bodysuit in smurf blue with matching socks and gloves (so I wouldn't have to paint my whole body). My face was blue and I sprayed all my hair yellow so I would look like her. It was well done. Unfortunately, the party had pretty much only black light so barely anyone could tell I was covered in blue, but that's besides the point.

Where I'm going with this is, I bought this super cheap pair of white pumps to wear with the costume because I felt they were Smurfette-ish.

Kate Beckinsale seems to have raided my closet to wear them with her destroyed skinny jeans and knit cap (isn't it like 100° in LA right now?)...and I'm not pleased. Can someone please call her to tell her A) she stole them and B) they're ugly and were meant only for a Halloween costume?

Yeesh.

A knit cap! It's HOT there. It's not even Smurf shaped...

Chris Klein is gross

Is that even that guy's name? I'm totally drawing a blank (and a lazy - cannot Google).

Anyhoo, whatever his name is, he has bad hair and totally looks like a greasy club owner from 1987 Miami beach. Yeesh.

That better be for one of this douche's meatier roles. You know, as in meatier than 'American Pie'. Ha ha. What a loser.

Who did Catherine Zeta-Jones' make-up?

Uh. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I can do better make-up with my feet! WTF is going on here?

That's a bronzed hot mess going on! Wow.

It just goes to show what a good make-up job vs a bad make-up job can do for (or against) someone.

Damn.

Damn Hugh Jackman! Damn him straight to hell!

I didn't mean to put the word 'straight' into that title, but it worked nicely for me. Because, this is one of those instances where I feel Hugh Jackman could be straight, despite his affinity for Broadway.

But then, alas, I realize no straight man can look that good or stylish. He must be gay. Does anyone know?

Gahh. He's so foxy here.

I'm so happy we just bought my hubby his first suit. He will pull this off. Now, if I could find a gay man to style him...

Astro turf shoes...um. Ok.

Can someone please put this poor girl out of her misery? Poor Solange Knowles really dresses poorly. I missed this one on my red carpet recap and I felt it really needed to go up.

Is she clad in 'House of Dereon'? Because this is real crap.

The most horrifying part for me is the astro-turf shoes. Vile. Oh holy hell it's vile.