Newsworthy This Week: Lindsay Lohan's Busted Teeth

Oh Lindsay.

I worked in bars and restaurants for many years before finally settling in on my career in fashion...and in that time I knew some people who really abused cocaine and this is what their teeth looked like.

If you Google cocaine & teeth you'll find tons of articles speaking to the link between excessive cocaine use and deterioration of tooth enamel. Not to mention if that person has graduated to crack use, which many have speculated Lindsay has.

These photos, taken at an event in LA recently, has been examined by every photo agency, celebr gossip blog and magazine out there. Even People magazine, the cleanest, most celeb-friendly, soft news magazine out there asked Lindsay's publicist what was going on here.

Prepare your barf bag for this answer:

"Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers.She's been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She's a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I'm going to comment on Lindsay's teeth"

In other news, bitch hasn't been keeping up with the terms of her probation, once again throwing her sentence in the face of the legal system...she goes to court Wednesday where it's possible she'll be put in jail for a year and a half for violating the terms...yet again.

I sincerely doubt she'll go to jail, and if she does she'll go in for a few weeks, like normal. Hey, if that's how LA's legal system wants to show itself, then good for them, but this is starting to feel ridiculous...Again, more, etc.