Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Prince Charles and Babs?

According to the Mirror (UK), Barbra Streisand had an affair with Prince Charles...God, imagine the fugly children that would come from that union?

The claim of the affair comes from 'tell-all' book, "The Prince of Wales: A Biography"...Which also claims that Charles wrote in his journal that Barbra has 'great sex appeal.' There are so many funny parts of that sentence:
A) The prince of England writes in a journal!? Ha ha, what a mo!
B) He found Barbra Streisand had great sex appeal before 'Meet the Fockers'? He's a fucking visionary!

He also apparently had a photo of her in his locker during his naval career. Imagine having a picture of Funny Girl in your locker. God, just b/c you are fug, doesn't mean you have to lust after fug.


I love it! The whole story is retarded, and who doesn't like retarded on a Wednesday morning?

I love it. In its entirety it is an overtly retarded story.

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