Tom Hanks is ug and Rita Wilson's breasts are really, really out there

These people are old, and by association, boring. But on this festive occasion, they are also really gross, so they are allowed to be in the spotlight.
I liked Tom Hanks. He was wonderful in Philadelphia and a convincing idiot in Forrest Gump. He is quite gross normally, but in this pic he has surpassed himself w/ some Gino-esque hair-do that looks like someone pressed a pizza to his hair immediately before this photo. How does hair get that helmet-y? Gross. I hope it's a weave for the Davinci Code.

Now, on to his wife. First of all, is she lactating or something? Not to be crude, but those breasts are way too plump for that outfit. That is just in poor taste. And Kate Capshaw (Mrs Spielberg - seriously, why didn't she change her name?) looks pissed that Rita's milkbags are stealing the show. Especially since she seems to have borrowed the late Chris Farley's blazer for this event.

Gahh, old people are gross. Stay at home next time.