Let's insult others to make ourselves feel better!

I love Rachel Bilson, she is totally cute and she (normally) has great fashion sense. I am starting to question said 'great fashion sense' though...

Often, if and when I refer to someone with good fashion sense, it is NOT when they're wearing a basket handle for a headband and a blouse that even a naked, amnesiac homeless lady wouldn't wear. Not to mention the fact that it doesn't fit.

Oh god, it hurts me.

I'm not quite sure that blouse and basked handle hurt me as much as this abomination though. Good lord in heaven this outfit is ugly as shit. It even contains one of my most hated things: LEGGINGS.

Look, I don't care how boho posh Sienna Miller looks in it, don't wear them. And although I never thought I'd have to say this, ESPECIALLY under a bubble skirt. Oh god, a bubble skirt. And it's made out of sofa fabric. Eghhhhhhh! My left arm is numb. I think I'm having a heart attack. There is just so much wrong here.

Mmm, those shoes are making me feel better though. But Ahhh! Here is comes again! Chest pain! The purse. It's so ugly, and it is probably worth more than my car. And me, combined. Oh the pain.

Oh my god. Sharon Stone is so fucking insane. How dare she raid my dead grandparents things and take all the curtain fabric from my grandmother's laundry room?! I am going to kick her ass. Oh my fuck that is ugly. Oh for fuck's sake! The pants are cut on the bias! How flattering.

Wait a sec! Is this a floaty georgette dress with faux snakeskin moto boots? Wow, I know she's not from here and stuff, but that is no excuse to dress like a tard. Also, can someone please explain why the tops of her breasts are glowing? Maybe next time, PUT A LITTLE FUCKNIG BRONZER on your tata's before you leave the house. I'm going to kick her in the head if I ever get the chance.

Ok, I know this is old, but I couldn't delete it from my computer before posting it. It's just to atrocious. This is from the Vanity Fair Oscars party. Now, as some of you might recall, Naomi wore a flesh-coloured fisherman's dream type of outfit, complete with fishing nets and driftwood. I wish that I could say this is an improvement.

From the Saran Wrap detail up the front, to the wholly inappropriate black shoes and matching disgusting black lace cardy, this outfit screams "please hate me, I am ugly." And that is being nice.