I love this bitch. I really do. She has wicked pipes, she has staying power, etc etc etc. What I do not love is how she insists on shoving her size 10 (super curvy, wonderful) bod into outfits that are totally inappropriate for her body.Lately she has looked really hot, but the outfit above is one of the grossest I've seen in a while. First, and foremost, she is wearing boots that are clearly from the Neil Armstrong collection at Skechers. Fucking gross. What is going on? Are they inflatable? I don't understand.
Secondly, the jeans are so gross. They are shiny. I will repeat that for those of you who may think that you read wrong...They are SHINY! I am without words. Well, except the words that say THESE ARE SO GROSS. I'm now coining them Leisure Suit Jeans. Done.
Lastly, not only is she shoved into that sweater, but it's completely transparent so we can see the harness that holds her gigantic boobies. Do these people get dressed in the dark? Are the flash bulbs of the papparazzi really THAT bright? B/c I wear things and when pics are taken, normally my junk doesn't show through...
I will give her one thing. I really like that aluminum foil chain link necklace she's wearing. It's cool to recycle.
Oh yah, and the sunglasses at night look is SO Corey Hart. Retro.
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