Dear Mischa,First of all, the OC has really sucked this season. Your spoiled, little, rich-bitch routine is tired. I don't even watch anymore, much to my boyfriend's delight.
Secondly, we all heard rumours earlier this week that you dumped this skanky human fart. Evidently not. As MK mentioned, he best be well hung, or there's no excusing this nasty shit. NASTY. His hair is almost as luxurious as yours!
Thirdly, I can see your goddam nipples again. Do you get dressed by fucking candle-light? By the light of a Christmas tree? Don't you have someone to do a nipple-check for you? My boyfriend does mine, in the interest of not letting everyone else see them.
Girl, please, do me a favour, I don't need you to put on a bra, b/c you do have fantastic sweater meat. But please, for the love of all things holy, please fucking wear something a little more opaque...
Thank you,
Your fan,
Skankopolis
PS - Obviously, you should also dump that horrifically ugly beast hanging off your arm and date someone super-sexy. Maybe Matthew McConaughey. Mmm. He is hot.
[Source: DDD via DListed]
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