Michael Douglas: Genius

Sometimes old people are crochety and it's not enjoyable to us, but then other times they're crochety and it's HILARIOUS! Michael Douglas is old, crochety and dead-on accurate:

"I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean, how long is that going to last?"

Ha ha, wouldn't it be funny if he actually said these things at a UN engagement?

Ha ha, stupid Brad. Baby holder.