Jennifer Aniston is My Friend. And She Seems Happy.

Jennifer Aniston has seemed sad for so long. And I'm sure a lot of it has been projected onto her by the media, but I fell for it Skanks. I really did.

Those who have been reading for a while know that I LOVE Jennifer Aniston. Even when she wears bad shoes I love her. Even when she wears shoes that make her feet look like burritos, I love her. So part of me kind of feels like she's my friend...or, like, a long lost cousin that I'm always secretly rooting for.

I know I'm not alone. Most of middle America thinks of her as America's Sweetheart who was wronged by Angelina Jolie, the evil brunette. Classic blonde vs. brunette battle. Whatever.

All that was to say that she legit looks happy with this handsome fellow, Justin Theroux. Because of how inappropriately close I feel to her, I am also happy. Don't you agree?

I will say this though, it looks like she's wearing a very similar outfit to this one, no? also, in the above photo it looks REALLY snug. Like she just ate an entire large pizza or something.