Toddlers and Tiaras is a Horror Show, Right?

This week on Toddlers & Tiaras, a woman put her child up on stage wearing Julia Roberts' hooker outfit from 'Pretty Woman'...to the tune of Pretty Woman. A lot of people freaked out. Including me.


The funniest headline I read was "Pretty Woman: The kind Child Protective Services would like to meet". For REAL.


Anyway, the mother is standing up for herself today saying she's done nothing wrong (and also pointed out that she had the 'classy' outfit as well) and said the following:

"I'm raising my child just as well as any mother does ... I take my kid to church every week ... at least I'm not forcing them into sports and getting my child injured like some parents."

I love that she thinks that sports are bad. What a doof. But it's ok to dress your child as a prostitot and parade her across the stage so you can make yourself feel better about some unrequited dream that you have now turned into a thinly veiled hatred toward your child.


May I remind you all that Courtney Stodden is a former pageant child? Is that what you really want your daughter to be like at 16? 16!!!!

Case and point. Lawyered!