Lindsay Lohan is Delusional

What a twat.

Lindsay Lohan is some delusional twat. For real.

She got a new tattoo that makes me kind of sad, but more makes me laugh.

The tat is funny because of how incorrect it is, but also because of how low she has gone to get attention at this point.

Please try not to choke when you read with this idiot got tattoo'd on herself:

Clear as a crystal
Sharp as a knife
I feel like I'm in
The prime of my life

Um. You do?

'Cause, I've been around the past 10 years while you ascended to fame, became a disaster and now burned every bridge ever extended to you and from this perspective you might want to cut off that piece of flesh and buy yourself a time machine and travel back to the Mean Girl days or something.

Yikes.