Fergie's Wax Figure Looks Kind of Like Her

I don't know what's up with Madame Tussaud's lately, but this is not their best work.

The bitch is standing RIGHT next to it and I asked myself, "whose wax thing is she next to?" That's how little it actually looks like her.

And what's with those child bearing hips? And the super cheap wig from Beyonce's closet of wig rejects? It's really bad. Fergie normally has an amazing body and even when she doesn't she still looks 600 times better than this weird wax bitch.

If I were her, I'd be mildly insulted and less happy to stand next to that thing. Mind you, it does make her look thinner...

But wait! I just clicked on what happened here. Originally they made this for Carmen Electra and then she was very 90's and kind of disappeared. So now they made it into a Fergie thinking it would really just blend in. That's it, right? Right?

In other news...did she cut her hair bob length or is this one of those pin-up jobs? Our soon to arrive beauty writer will be able to tell us for sure.

Seriously. That face looks nothing like Fergie's. It's ridiculous.