Johnny Depp has a Case of the Fat Faces...

I know this can't be accurate, but it freaks me out, you know?

That is some weird case of shiny/waxy fat face he has going on.

To be fair, whenever his hair is that length he looks fat in the face. I mean, Keith Richards looks kind of hot and awesome next to him sooo....

The answer is soooo....I'm heading to the optometrist THEN the psychologist tomorrow.