Friday, September 30, 2011

The Scientologist Prep School Promo Video


Soooo, a new video was put out this year to push how amazing this unaccredited school is for students. Not to mention the fact that it costs $42,000 per year to attend. Ahem.

Yes, that's right, you heard me: UNACCREDITED. So basically, ship your kids to this giant building where we will charge you $42,000/year to teach them about Xenu and Scientology while putting through things like the following:


  • Students are required to undertake "training routines," including one where the kids "sit still for two hours staring into another student's face," and another in which "students sit without twitching or laughing while other students tease them, make faces or say lewd things."
  • Facial hair is forbidden at Delphi. So is any PDA beyond "holding hands."
  • Delphi students are "encouraged to tell on other students." A group of students called "rovers" keep an eye out for bad behavior (and possible beards) on campus.
  • If you do break a rule, you're listed on the "Golden Rod," a catalog of rule-breakers hung in public on the door of the "ethics officer."


Ummmmm.

So scary.

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