Monday, September 12, 2011

George Clooney Debuts Stacy Kiebler

Stacy Kiebler once came into the restaurant where I worked. She is absolutely stunning. At the time, my husband watched wrestling, so I watched wrestling and she was the prettiest, least muscly and gross girl on there.

She is still beautiful, obviously. But this weekend she made some seriously terrible choices in what to wear when debuting as George Clooney's newest beard girlfriend.

The first night, they didn't walk any carpets together, but she wore this. 

Yes to showing off the legs. No to the rest. It's just SO tacky. It's velour, it has strings along the backhole and it's a turtleneck. A velour turtleneck dress.

I don't even really know what to say except that it's an awful choice. Maybe George agreed because he wasn't seen at the event with her, or at any after parties. I mean, any self respecting gay man wouldn't let their hag wear this!

The following night George showed off Stacy at a Grey Goose vodka party. They were touchey feely, but she was also very independant, not a sulky clinger on, which is the perfect behavior.

They drank, danced, laughed and had fun. But again I question her fashion choice...

Well, not  only the weird fringed lamp shade dress (why another turtleneck? Did she get implants or something and is hiding scars/bruising?

The thing that bothers me most is the hair. Like, you have the money to get your roots done. I know you do. how are you going out with these weird curtains of rooty bangs all down your head?

And the bun. The bun that looked like a very healthy bird's nest with plenty of room for a bunch of eggs. 

Like, why?

Anyway, she looks really happy, so good for her. I just hope she improves her style, because a man like George deserves a quality beard.

1 comment:

ladyvaladey said...

I remember my first beer.