Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Jersey Shore Doesn't Do it For Me Anymore

I don't know what happened this season...maybe after 3 seasons of Sammi and Ronnie abusing each other verbally and physically I'm actually disgusted enough to stop.

Maybe it's the fact that I remember how much money these assholes make EVERY time I watch it.

Maybe it's the fact that I know brilliant people like our grandparents worked their whole lives to make impact and financial gains these idiots have achieved for being drunk dumb-asses.

Or maybe it's because they're in one of the most beautiful places in the world and they sleep through days and only go out and night to party in clubs and pick fights and get wasted...

Or maybe it's that they think the nearby church is the Vatican...

Actually, no more maybes, it's all of the above. I hate them.

I need your guidance, dear Skanko's...do you need me to keep watching? Because I will do it for you, but I feel as if it's sucking my soul out of my body.

Please help me.

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