Friday, April 14, 2006

Tom Cruise should not talk about sex

Good god. MK @ Dlisted had this wicked Tom Cruise quote today. It scares me. Tom Cruise should not talk about sex:

"Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."
[Wow Tom, you are, like, totally deep and stuff]

"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
[Ew, I just pictured him masturbating in front of a huge mirror. Fuck!]

Please man, for the love of god stop talking about sex. The thought of this guy's disgusting midget body writhing around nude is making me sick. Gross. I just threw up in my coffee mug. Fucker.

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