I love this girl. There is something about her that makes me feel as if she is a younger me. All the men, the excessive drug use, the weight loss. It rings a bell with me. I feel like I could be her older sister.
I want so desperately to be proud of her and love her, but she continues to disappoint me, in the following ways:
- She wears leggings. A lot.
- She uses too much tanner
- The tanner she uses is very ORANGE
- She won't eat
- She acts like a moron
- She wears coral lipstick
- She wears half gloves
Now, I will give her props for having wonderful purses, fabu hair and beautiful shoes, but there are some things I can't forgive. For instance, the below resort wear that she seems to have borrowed from a some poor senior citizen's closet in their Florida RV community.
Half gloves? Wha???
Everyone always says it's because she had a hard time recently due to her parents' divorce. Fuck off. You're not a kid anymore, get over it.
Oh, how I love and hate her at the same time! The dichotomy of it all!
Lindsay, call me. I will be your life coach...you seem cheesy and into those types of things
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