Asslee hotter than Jessica???

There is some hilarity circulating around the internet that Ashlee (I just noticed that she spells her name like that, it makes me hate her more) Simpson thinks that she's hotter than Jessica:

"I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers. ...I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive."

First of all: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA fucking HA.

Let's look at some pics:

First Ashlee


Then Jessica


Ok, what? You think you're hotter than that ridiculous goddess in that bathing suit? Please see laughing above.

Seriously, I am straight, but Jessica is so fucking hot there it makes me drool. I would walk around naked if my body looked like that. Everywhere. Her hair is fabulous (mind you, her best friend is a hair dresser), she has a great smile, great voice, etc.

Ashlee has a beak for a nose, a penis chin, disgusting rat's nest hair, has a terrible singing voice, terrible fashion sense, etc, etc, etc.

Ashlee is so obviously the uglier of the Simpson sisters. She's like Haylie Duff. She's just uglier. She might as well accept it. Speaking of that horse-face, let's put of a pic of her so Ashlee can feel better:

God that is gross.