Saturday, April 29, 2006

Mischa's panties

Oh Mischa! Isn't bad enough that you're caught in public with that human pimple Cisco? No, you say? You want everyone to be scrutinizing what looks to be your dirty white panties also? Done.

This is not the first time Mischa has been gross. While in Aspen she walked around in long johns which had a blood coloured stain on the front (see below). Mmmm, hot.

This girl is very cute, she has really improved in looks since Sixth Sense, but goddam she has terrible taste in men. This guy is really fucking gross. And to make it worse, he was engaged to Kimberly Stewart! Kimberly Stewart! The woman who couldn't even be improved by Rod Stewart being her dad. Gross!

Mischa, please put on a bra when your clothes are see through, check for period stains (gag) before you leave the house and try not to wear 7 year-old off-white panties in a dress and then sit like you're in fucking kindergarten. Fuck, even my 7-year old cousin would know that.

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