Lindsay Lohan : How I want to love thee

I want to love this girl, I really, really do... But it's getting harder and harder every day.

Let's examine this photo of her:
- She seems to have Mystic tanned herself to oblivion...I'm not getting why it's so concentrated on her nose...Wouldn't that only contrast the coke rims more and make them stand out?
- She is wearing what looks like a drapey lampshade with a fur trim from the Paris Hilton skanky boudoir collection...I'm not even going to talk about the leggings b/c they hurt me so much
- On the feet is what looks like a boot-shoe-clog. I am going to copyright that name cause it just rolllllllllllls off the tongue. No, seriously, what the shit is going on on her feet? It's not quite a cropped cowboy boot circa 1992, but it's not quite a clog either...One thing I can say for sure is that it's ugly.

Please Hohan, stop hurting me so much