Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Spring is here and the whores are out!

My best friend and I are currently suffering a long-distance relationship. It's not good. We used to see each other at least once a week and mock others together. It was a really nice bonding experience.

Since she moved, I have been forced to show her ugly people using my limited drawing skills.

The above drawing is of a woman I saw on my way home from work today. I do not work in a skanky area of town, or anything, just a normal neighborhood, and this whore was walking down the street jiggling all about. I almost crashed my car.


Because, once again, my skills are limited, I would like to describe the outfit for you:

  • - White (stained and dirty) JLo style construction boots w/ stiletto heel
  • - Cropped tube top with words on it. I couldn't read said words, but I assume they said, "whore, easy, slut, etc" - it was wholly inappropriate b/c her boobs were large and sag-tastic
  • - "Sweat suit" from the skank section at Sirens in bright royal blue: cropped hoodie; ruched, cropped pants very low rise...And just enough to see her delectable GIANT pasty, chunky belly hanging over
  • - Her hair looked like someone had done heroin ON it, it was gross and stringy
  • - Her lips, were inflated to the size of Amanda Lepore's and were slathered in fuschia lip gloss

I literally saw her and my mouth hung open and I stared at her until I couldn't anymore. I didn't realize that people like this existed!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!



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