Fergie - ugly again

You know, it's a funny thing. Fergie reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where the girl looks pretty in one light and then completely fug in another. I have seen a few pics of Fergie since the Junos this weekend. Some she looks presentable, and others she looks like a fucking beast.

First, let me present exhibit A(ctually not bad):

And exhibit B(east):

In the above photo, it is as if the entire room is amazed by how deceivingly attractive she can seem. Yet, here she is looking super gross. Surprise!

In this photo (above), not only can you see her super fugly pointy faux-bangs, but you also get a view of her colour coordinated fingernails. Hot. Oh yah, and nice face.

In this last photo, I am having trouble understanding what the fuck is going on with her face...Along her jaw line, there seems to be a fold, or an ass crack, or something. Whatever it is, it's not good. Then there's her weird-ass multi brows...not to mention the extremely heavy eye make-up.

Look, I understand better than anyone that the people in the Maritimes are not exactly on the cutting edge of, well, anything, but there is NO excuse for looking like this. If Ben Mulrouney can find someone to spackle on his foundation, she can find someone at a MAC to give her a decent smoky eye. Christ almighty.

[Pic Source: Lainey & DListed]