Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Billie...what have you done?

I spent a lot of my teenage summers watching 'Days of our Lives.' It was so engrossing. To date myself (but not really b/c the story lines move so slowly that even Cameron Diaz could understand), it was during the period when Marlena was posessed by a demon and Sami was still trying to break up Austin and big-brows Carrie.

Anyhoo, Lisa Rinna used to play Billie, Bo's girlfriend after his wife Hope disappeared/was kidnapped/etc. Although she never looked 100% normal, she was still quite attractive.

Recently, as some of you may be aware, she was on the Fox show 'Dancing with the Stars.' She actually did quite well. They almost always had a pre-filmed 'diary' type segment where the celebrities spoke about their harrowing weeks of dancing (shut the fuck up, spoiled asshole).

I noticed, whenever I would see it, which was rarely, that she always seemed to be tripping over her gigantic lips. Seriously, I don't think that any more collagen would fit in there.

She always had a pouty mouth, but now it's out of control. She looks like a duck (see above, extremely accurate drawing).

Also, she has been working out WAY too much. She looks like she could win Ms Power Lifter USA. Mind you, I wouldn't mind if I looked like that, but it's a bit much, not to mention the George Hamilton coloured tan:


[Pic Source: DListed]

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