So last night I was flipping through the channels and I fell upon a repeat of Larry King Live. I hate that show, but I was transfixed b/c the woman from my nightmares, Star Jones, was hosting.
She is so goddamn ugly that I couldn't switch the channel. Her giant bug eyes were staring at me through the screen! She was interviewing someone about the fact that they have finally arrested someone in Hawaii in relation to the disappearance of some slut a while back.
Imagine you're expecting to speak with Larry King and you get Star Jones? I would fucking go on a rampage.
Pictured is an artist's rendition of Star Jones hosting Larry King. And by artist, I mean me.
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