Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tom Cruise scares me

Tom Cruise frightens me. It's not even a little bit funny.

Poor Stroke-Face Holmes is about to squeeze out an alien baby (read: remove pillow) for him. Not only is she being forced to stay silent during the process (ha ha ha), but she has to sacrifice the baby to scientology after.

Tom, the ever-giving man that he is, has allowed her to wear an MP3 player during the birth. Wowee. That'll ease the pain.

For a little more scariness, here's what he said on a German talk show recently:

"First the baby, then the film. Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away."

Yah, we got that. It is quite clear from the constant hand holding, to the puke-a-licious making out 24/7 to the estrangement from her family and friends. Way to go Tom. Your behavior lately has not only estranged your fans, but it has further estranged people who already hated you (me).

Scary.

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