Friday, April 28, 2006

Hey Julia Stiles! How 'bout a shower?

I fell upon this photo today and it made me depressed for this girl.

As if it isn't bad enough that her head is shaped like an egg, she also has a five-head (larger than a forehead) AND as MK so aptly
put it, she looks like she got fucked in the car right before getting onto this red carpet.

Lainey also pointed out that her legs look terrible, but I think that they're almost acceptable compared to the rest of that disaster.

Did the bitch FORGET her make-up? I look better than this on a daily basis and I'm not a fucking celebrity. I'll give her the fact that her hair is shiny, but it's probably from grease.

Goddam woman, hit the bathroom before you step in front of the pappies!

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