I am sure that Paul Oakenfold is a very talented DJ. I never went to parties when he played b/c he always played bullshit trance music and it sucks.Please see photo at right. He seems to be carrying Brittany Murphy (who is, by the way, apparently wearing a catsuit - more on that later). Ok, first of all, why? Secondly, why does his hair look like a really bad Muppet wig?
She is apparently recording an album (please, just stick to shitty acting, that's about all the crap we can handle from you at once) and he has agreed to remix one of the tracks. Gee, I hope it's shitty and trancey like everything else I've heard him do.
Ok, now, let's address the photo more seriously:
- Why the shit is he carrying her? She looks fine. In fact, in other pictures of this same event, she is actually standing.
- She is, in fact, wearing a cat suit. Good god, the world has finally ended and this is my own personal hell. Leggings, catsuits, and...wait for it...the trends from europe are indicating OVERALLS are coming back. Yah, that's right. Please, someone let me out. I'm scared.
- What is with her weird-ass face? She is the most chill person being carried that I have ever seen
- Why does she have nasty Parasite-Hilton-esque extensions? Gah!
- Did she SWIM in the Mystic Tan? Taking tips from Hohan, Brit? Don't.
I'm going to go to sleep. This day is no good.
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