Kate Beckinsale is the Skankopolis Goddess (Still)

 For those of you who are just waking up from long-term comas or who have been Amish until very recently, I have news:

Kate Beckinsale is perfect. And I love her.

Kate Beckinsale has long been the Skankopolis goddess. There are many reasons why:

1. She is pretty
2. She has amazing hair
3. She has a fantastic bum
4. She stars in action movies while maintaining femininity
5. She is English/has an English accent
6. She is almost never tacky or scandalous
7. Etc, etc, etc

Anyway, all that to say, I love her.

Here are some pics of her and her husband, Len Wiseman, on vacation somewhere. How amazing does she look?

It's crazy.

Aside from wanting her life because she has a little bit of plastic surgery, has great clothes, lives in a warm climate and is rich, I want her hair and body.

I'm starting to sound creepy, right? Oh well. Deal with it. I love her.