Thursday, October 20, 2011

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Together Again...

 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were together again on the red carpet.

I can't say anything about her not being beautiful, but I don't get it, do you have to be with George a while to get a proper dress budget because it looks like she bought this at one of those stores on Ocean in Miami Beach...or, like, a Dollar store. I know it's probably a big designer but it looks like it was manufactured by the same person who made this. Admit it.

That is also a lot of underboob...no? I don't know. It seems like George likes 'em cheap. OR that he doesn't even bother getting with classy chicks because he's really gay and he is in love with Brad Pitt and why invest in an expensive beard when you can get one who shops at Charlotte Russe? I like that option better. It's more scandalous.

In other "news", his ex, who has already gotten herself kicked off of DWTS, is now reduced to doing budget "photo shoots" on the beach.

Message to Elisabetta Canalis:
Um. Maybe go back to Italy and try to marry some rich fat guy. Because I don't think LA is working out for you. You're very sad and I have to use too many quotes when referring to you, so it's shameful.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

forse non l'avete ancora capito ma elisabetta e una gran donna piuttosto il vostro clooney fa acqua da tutte le parti.la canalis ha fatto bene a lasciare questa specie di red carpet ambulante.ultimamente se ce ne fosse stato bisogno ha mostrato l'altra faccia di se stesso.ha accusato la stampa italiana di mentire e poi si e visto chi mentiva ha umiliato un giornalista a toronto reo di domande sulla sua vita e dulcis in fundo prima lui e quella banda di mafiosi dei suoi amici mettono in giro voci di messaggi della canalis su stacy e poi il grand'uomo che la difende.in due anni con elisabetta non ha mai speso una parola per leiquesto grande uomo.ilmomento in cui ha deciso di andarsene elisabetta sapeva che non sarebbe mai piu tornata lei quando chiude lo fa per sempre tutti coloro che hanno amato la canalis sono sempre ritornati ma nessuno ha mai avuto piu nessuna chance.se tornasse in italia ne saremmo tutti felici non vi e cosa peggiore che vivere in un citta che lei ama e sentirsi addosso il razzismo di alcuni non e piacevole .

Skankopolis said...

Translated for Anglos:

Perhaps you have not yet understood, but Elizabeth is a great woman than your clooney water on all parti.la canalis has done well to leave this sort of red carpet ambulante.ultimamente if any were needed showed the other stesso.ha face if accused the Italian press to lie and then lie and see who has humiliated a journalist in toronto guilty of questions about his life and last but not least, before he and the gang of mobsters of his friends put around items messages of the canalis stacy and then the great man that difende.in two years with Elizabeth never say a word about leiquesto uomo.ilmomento great that he decided to leave Elizabeth knew that would never come back when she closes the is for all those who have always loved the canalis are always returned, but no one has ever had more chance.se no return in Italy we would all be happy there, and worse than living in a city that she loves him and feel racism of some not pleasant.

Anonymous said...

Dear SaRaM23

Fyi Elisabetta Canalis is worth millions...literally...she doesn't need to marry a rich fat guy...
she has enough money to spend the rest of her life in LA doing nothing...