Tuesday, October 25, 2011

So Jessica Simpson is Obviously Pregnant

It was rumored last week that Jessica Simpson hasn't announced her pretty obvious pregnancy yet because her father is shopping a deal out to different magazines and websites.

Because Papa Joe is a douche he was asking for something like half a million dollars for this deal, which is ridiculous...ridiculous because it has been so obvious for so long.

And then Jessica was seen like this this past weekend.

If she isn't pregnant then she has some serious disease where her stomach is distended uniquely.

So obviously she's pregnant.

Yay for Jessica. But bigger yay for her douche of a fiance who now has a security deposit inserted into her uterus...so he'll never be poor again considering she has a billion dollar clothing/shoe/purse empire. Smart move. Male golddigger win.

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