Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Ashton Kutcher's One Night Twat Speaks Up


Is this bitch really going to try to pull a so sad face at this point?

She has been blabbing about their one night stand for a month and now she's trying to look somber and like she's upset about splitting up a marriage? Come on whore!

Ugh.

Here are some gems from the interview:
"He just came up and kissed me," the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher's first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony...
After retreating to Kutcher's bedroom past 6 a.m., "he lost his towel and I took my robe off," Leal says. "Then we had sex."  "He was good," Leal reveals. "It wasn't weird or perverted." It also wasn't 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.
 The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they're both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. "I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, 'Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?'" Leal says.
 Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on "up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I'd vote for him. I said I didn't know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said."  
But it wasn't all twenty questions between the lovers, according to Leal. After having sex for a second time -- and arguing over Leal's cell phone -- the married Two and a Half Men star was tender.  "He was like, 'I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time nd it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real,'" Leal recalls

That interview makes me barf. Imagine you're the person who wrote that? Like, that is what you went to journalism school for? How shameful.

Also, what a whore. No condom? That's a new trendy thing, isn't it? Like people think sexually transmitted infections and diseases aren't a problem anymore because they were safe for so long? Idiots.

It's official, everyone is dumb. Except you.

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