Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Lindsay Lohan In Court


Update: AH HAHAHAHA






Here's what she wore and also, her super cracked out bronzer. WTF!? Did she do it with her shoe in the car?


Update: I'm pasting TMZ's because they're so fast:

Judge Stephanie Sautner came of the box swinging, making it clear ... her sentence was SPECIFICALLY to do community service at the Downtown Women's Center. And the judge made it clear ... Lindsay blew off 9 appointments and when she showed up once she only stayed an hour -- not 4.The judge said Lindsay caused herself to get kicked out of the Center, and it constitutes a violation of her probation. Then the judge noted something very confusing -- that the Probation Dept. nevertheless gave her a glowing report.


The judge tore the Probation Dept. a new a-hole, and refused to give her any credit for serving time at the Red Cross.The judge said she wants Lindsay to work at the morgue, and told the Probation Dept. as much.The judge also scoffed at Lindsay for finishing her Shoplifter's Alternative course last night, even though she had months to complete it. The judge said sarcastically, "Are you noticing a trend?


"Then Judge Sautner raised the issue -- Did Lindsay really see a shrink every week, when she was in Europe. Judge Sautner seems to doubt the psychologist is telling the truth -- that Lindsay showed up every week in person.Miss Lohan's actions deliberately made it impossible for Lindsay Lohan to complete her probation.Shawn Holley's retort ... lots of people on probation screw up from time to time, and they don't get their probation violated. And Holley says, Lindsay did most of what she's required to do.Holley backed off what the Probation Dept. told the judge ... telling the Judge if she didn't attend a session with her shrink, it was because the Probation Dept. gave her permission to miss the session.


The judge also noted Lindsay took 6 months to do a 12 hour shoplifting course -- and she didn't complete it until last night.And there was the ultimate dis-- when talking about Lindsay's work schedule, the judge said, "She is supposed to be an actress, from what I hear."Lindsay told Probation as to why it didn't work out for her at the Women's Center, "The service was not fulfilling." Just like we said.The judge revoked Lindsay's probation and set a hearing on November 2 which could determine if Lindsay goes to jail.

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