Saturday, October 15, 2011

Beyonce Pregnant Looks Better Than Everyone

 Some people have been conjecturing that Bey is not really preggo and that it's actually one of Jay-Z's side pieces who is preg and she is covering up by faking it.

OMG. Imagine how sad?

But because that is totally untrue, it's not sad. Because as some blogs have intelligently pointed out, there are other changes going on in her body that kind of help to prove that she is, in fact, carrying a baby:

1. Um. Her boobs. Look how giant those are
2. Her face is not as slim as it normally is
3. Her normally show-tight body is not quite as tight as we're used to seeing and I think that's a layer of baby nourishment

So, for all you super annoying fools who think Beyonce is faking her pregnancy, take tot he comments. Tell me why I'm wrong, because I know you love to do that.

Can we discuss her shoes though? Like, I couldn't wear those now and I'm not pregnant. Ok, I could, but I would be bitching every 14 seconds about how my giant man feet hurt.

I do, however, LOVE that heel.

Anyone know what brand those shoes are? I want them.

I COVET them.

2 comments:

Donna said...

I think they are Walter Steiger!

Skankopolis said...

Donna, I love you!!!!