Stephen Baldwin is a moron

I can't believe I've never talked about this fuckwad before.

I have always thought he was the worst of the Baldwins. He is the ugliest, the least funny, and the most irritating. His sole, saving grace is the fact that he was in 'The Usual Suspects.' But even in that movie, he was fucking annoying.

Listen to the hogwash that's been coming out of his piehole lately:

"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?' They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

Is this guy for fucking real? Seriously? That is fucking retarded! Why do some religious people feel it's necessary to shove their beliefs down your throat? Just last week, this jewish girl I know was telling me that I should convert because it is the only pure religion, bla bla bla. You know how it came up? I said it smelled like bacon. Seriously? These people need a hobby. Other than irritating me.

Here's another asinine thing he said:
"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp. He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."

Yah, yah, Jesus was a badass. We know. For the love of all things unholy and right, why must these people make religion seem so unbelievably lame?

Oy. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs of course, and I don't mean to offend anyone, but FUCK OFF.