Wednesday, August 30, 2006

You want celebrities???

I've got a Canadian porn star! It's really the best I could achieve...we were so excited about being engaged (milking it) that we couldn't make it to the celebrity hot spots.

We did however, on our 2nd night there, meet Malezia, a native Quebecer. I first heard of her on this Canadian show, 'Kink'. She was going to LA to do her first double penetration and her bitch girlfriend dumped her on the phone. I felt so bad for her.

So my sister and I spotted her across the bar that night and we freaked out (my sister is an obsessive fan of 'Kink'). She saw us looking at her, but she wasn't a loser about it. Then my sister and my new sister-in-law dared me to go talk to her. How could I refuse??

It took me a chugging of a drink, but once I was done, I went over and told her I recognized her from the show. She was very cute about it, and agreed to take a picture with me...only after she asked if I wanted to go to the bathroom to do some coke with her. Hot.


I am so pissed because there was a second pic where she was totally all over me, but my sister's boyfriend accidentally erased it. A lesbian porn star hit on me!!!


Ha ha

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

Thank you! Thank you! My hairdresser is a fucking genius (not to mention one of my good friends). I am glad to be back to blonde.