Skankopolis

Jamie Pressly
Oh my god she's skanky. She's fucking hilarious, and I kind of wish she had won the 'Best Supporting Actress' award, but she didn't. And I can't remember who did. Oh well. Is there something wrong with her face, or is it just me? I get the impression that she sleeps with Saran wrap on it or something. It looks so stretched.



Ellen Pompeo
I totally fell in love with this woman in 'Old School'. She is so cute. Bitch needs to hit a Quizno's, but she's really cute.
Please, can someone help me with the brows and the cleavage? I don't get it. It's rotten.



Eva Longoria
Oh my fuck this woman grates on my nerves. I won't even talk about that fuck up of a dress. It was part Bjork's swan dress, part prom '90 disaster. Hey, look at that. I just talked about it.
I hate this bitch. I hate her voice, I hate her face, I hate her ghetto tan, I hate that fucking hairdo, I hate hate hate her. Gahhh!



Seal & Heidi Klum
How can you not love these two? I almost have nothing to say about them. Her hair looks fake. That will do.



Evangeline Lilly
This woman is hot. She is so fresh faced and freckly. I love that Sawyer calls her 'Freckles' on 'Lost', I find that so cute. I wish someone called me 'Freckles.' Instead my mother came up with the hilarious monicker, 'Pickle' because I love pickles...unlike that whiny bitch on Maury.

She is really beautiful, and she's fit, and has great hair. I don't care for her choice in men, but I don't know that many people who do like hobbits.