Sunday, August 06, 2006

Jessica and Asslee go to din


I don't tknow what bothers me more...the fact that they both look like truck stop hookers with their bad makeup and terrible extensions, or the fact that you can very plainly see Jessica's nipples through this dress.


I am going to come up with an invention that is a light, strong as a pappie's flash that celebrities can use while they are getting dressed. This way, they would be able to tell BEFORE they leave the house, how much nip they're showing.

It really isn't nice.

I do, however, like the colour of her nipple-dress.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I thought her nipples would be bigger. Not that I've given it an extensive amount of thought or anything... But don't they seem highly disproportionate to the size of her boobs?

Skankopolis said...

Yah, I thought the same thing...but I've done a poll amongst my male friends. They all prefer a smaller nip to a larger (or what they call 'pepperoni')