Yah no shit dude, join the club. At least he has a real reason though. He wants her to be healthy enough to carry another heir to the Posh-Becks fortune, so he's asked her to eat more than her only vegetables and minimal protein diet.
We women are all fucked up. WE want to be thin, but our boyfriends/hubby's want us to be round. A little cushion for the pushin' really turns them on. Goddam. What the fuck are we going to do?
She should eat something though. Then they should do it and send me a home movie. Then I can paste other people's heads on her body and sell them for hundreds of dollars.
Who wants one? I'm taking pre-orders now.
PS - In case you are wondering, I really hate her outfit (minus the grey jeans, those are cute)
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