Friday, August 11, 2006

Scary Biatch of the day

As some of you may know, Rachel Zoe is the bane of my existence. She was the celebrity stylist a short while ago, the self-proclaimed pioneer of the renewed boho look. I fucking hate her. More than Mischa, more than Cam (GUF), more than Nicole, more than Renée...I can't even begin to describe.

I think the worst thing about this whore, is that she refuses to reveal her actual age. She claims to be 31. I don't care, if she sleeps in her tanning bed, there is no logical reason for anyone to have skin like that at 31.

She is a fucking beast. She should stop imposing herself on Nicole Richie and my goddess Lohan and fuck off. Let the next person come up with a trend. Go to a spa and get some Botox. Monster.


Also, get your nasty, bony chest away from cameras.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does she have a spot on the axis of evil?

Skankopolis said...

The Axis of evil doesn't belong to me, but I'll talk to the originator, see what she thinks. I feel that she deserves a spot though.

She has to be at least 37. That's the magic number for me.