Scary Biatch of the day

As some of you may know, Rachel Zoe is the bane of my existence. She was the celebrity stylist a short while ago, the self-proclaimed pioneer of the renewed boho look. I fucking hate her. More than Mischa, more than Cam (GUF), more than Nicole, more than Renée...I can't even begin to describe.

I think the worst thing about this whore, is that she refuses to reveal her actual age. She claims to be 31. I don't care, if she sleeps in her tanning bed, there is no logical reason for anyone to have skin like that at 31.

She is a fucking beast. She should stop imposing herself on Nicole Richie and my goddess Lohan and fuck off. Let the next person come up with a trend. Go to a spa and get some Botox. Monster.

Also, get your nasty, bony chest away from cameras.