Lord Lohan post of the day - August 17

It has been a while since I've worshipped. She's done and said some pretty silly things in the past week, but it hasn't really bugged me that much. I have to admit.

Here are some pics of her. Let's discuss.

To start it off rich: Here's her crotch. It's nice to know she's not like some skanks out there and that she wears panties. It's even nicer to see that they're clean, white panties. Way to go girl.

Here is a pic of her walking out of somewhere in what can easily be described as the worst sandals I have ever seen in my entire existence. Grecian trends are fine, but hideous grecian sandals that don't fit your feet properly. NOT FINE. Still love her though. Can't help it.

Here's a pic of her in some pretty hot skinny jeans. I have to admit (and those of you who want to hit me, have a free hit for a later date), they are starting to grow on me.

Maybe it's because I'm now the assistant buyer of the denim division of a clothing store (I finally figured out a way to mention it in my blog!), but I've been so inundated with the images, that I've started to love them. And you have to admit, bitch is rocking that shit.

The proportions are right, the shoe is right, she has the body for it. And she's wearing that blue sweater I love so much. Fine, I agree, points off for the hat, but it's still hot.

This week, the side-boob shot came out. Thank goodness for X17 and TMZ. They have recently emerged as behemoths of the gossip world. They're on the ball all the time and they don't miss a beat. AND! TMZ always has hilarious videos of people acting like morons. Perfection.

That boob is BEAUTIFUL. I would kill for that boob. And I don't want to hear any shit about it being fake. It's perfect and original.

Personally, I would have thrown on a bra with that outfit, but she's daring and doesn't care. I love it. In fact, if I had those boobs, maybe I wouldn't either.

Let's say it together: Ohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Lohan