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You know who's not?

Kate Bosworth. Someone needs to help this girl. Period.

Take this bitch to Subway and get Jared to force feed her some subs. She needs something done b/c if I have to look at the xylophone of a chest one more time, I'm going to find her and hurt her.

Also, I read a quote that Orlando Bloom thinks he's been blessed with an amazing physique. Um, last time I checked, bro, you had the physique of a 14 year-old girl. Think again. You want amazing? See above.

Ha ha, I was looking for a photo of Orlando Bloom without a shirt, but instead I found this sketch that someone did of him. It's quite bad (I apologize if you drew it, then it's fantastic). I like it better than a topless boy/girl.

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Anonymous said…
Ha! I agree that the picture is really bad, unless the artist is reading, of course. Then it's really good. If I ever move to Canada, I'm totally looking you up.

Wait, that makes me sound like a stalker. I promise I'm not...although I think I could be a fantastic Dave Matthews stalker.
8/04/2006 8:32 pm
Skankopolis said…
I think you could be as great a Dave Matthews Band stalker as I could a Lindsay Lohan. Challenge!

No, let's not. So many annoying court dates when you get involved with stuff like that.

My favourite DMB song is Satellite, what's yours?
8/05/2006 3:14 pm
Anonymous said…
I think it sort of looks like Penelope Cruz (who I also find unattractive -- I agree with your earlier comment about her huge honker). I can't tell if Pen or Orlando is the more masculine one...
8/07/2006 2:01 pm
Skankopolis said…
I think that Pink beats both of them on masculinity
8/07/2006 5:18 pm
Anonymous said…
My favorite DMB song is Crush. But Satellite is pretty close.
8/13/2006 5:42 pm
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