Kate Bosworth. Someone needs to help this girl. Period. Take this bitch to Subway and get Jared to force feed her some subs. She needs something done b/c if I have to look at the xylophone of a chest one more time, I'm going to find her and hurt her.
Also, I read a quote that Orlando Bloom thinks he's been blessed with an amazing physique. Um, last time I checked, bro, you had the physique of a 14 year-old girl. Think again. You want amazing? See above.
Ha ha, I was looking for a photo of Orlando Bloom without a shirt, but instead I found this sketch that someone did of him. It's quite bad (I apologize if you drew it, then it's fantastic). I like it better than a topless boy/girl.
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Ha! I agree that the picture is really bad, unless the artist is reading, of course. Then it's really good. If I ever move to Canada, I'm totally looking you up.
Wait, that makes me sound like a stalker. I promise I'm not...although I think I could be a fantastic Dave Matthews stalker.
I think you could be as great a Dave Matthews Band stalker as I could a Lindsay Lohan. Challenge!
No, let's not. So many annoying court dates when you get involved with stuff like that.
My favourite DMB song is Satellite, what's yours?
I think it sort of looks like Penelope Cruz (who I also find unattractive -- I agree with your earlier comment about her huge honker). I can't tell if Pen or Orlando is the more masculine one...
I think that Pink beats both of them on masculinity
My favorite DMB song is Crush. But Satellite is pretty close.
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